I wish I knew all the words to the song “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”
Julie Andrews is so great.
what is the name of that one guy’s girlfriend again? I can never remember her name. and I’m usually good with names. she reminds me of Mary Poppins.
I love that sidewalk chalk scene. it’s like they’re stepping into a carnival.
who invented that carnival popcorn machine thing?
carnival weather is great. I should buy sunblock in preparation.
I probably should start moisturizing my face more. I need a moisturizing routine.
I hate the word moist, but moisturizing is OK.
speaking of words, how did the phrase “cat caught your tongue” originate?
are cats known for silencing people, or something?
cats like to eat birds… does this mean they also enjoy eating eggs?
should I freeze my eggs?
am I even sleepy?
if I fall asleep now, I’ll get six hours of sleep. like Chandler in that episode of Friends.
one time when Chandler can’t sleep, he decides to try heating up warm milk to drink. does that really work?
I forgot to buy milk.
did I turn off the stove?
yes, I did, because when do I ever cook?
what about the coffee pot?
it’d be nice to have a coffee butler.
I guess that’s basically what the brew timer feature is for.
but it’d be nice if someone else prepared it for me.
*Googles the words to the song “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”*
I like the color of Mary Poppins’ scarf.
I own too many scarves.
like, I live in Orange County. I don’t need scarves.
I should clean my closet out tomorrow…
get rid of some of those scarves.
should I just clean it now?
probably not, because then I’ll only get five hours of sleep.
Lindsay! her name is Lindsay!
I should paint my nails the color of Mary Poppins’ scarf.
fingernails are so weird. why do they exist? why not just have phalanges of finger skin?
“phalanges” is a weird word, and I’m a little impressed with myself for knowing it.
“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you’ll always sound precocious, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!…”
