- I wish I knew all the words to the song “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”
- Julie Andrews is so great.
- what is the name of that one guy’s girlfriend again? I can never remember her name. and I’m usually good with names. she reminds me of Mary Poppins.
- I love that sidewalk chalk scene. it’s like they’re stepping into a carnival.
- who invented that carnival popcorn machine thing?
- carnival weather is great. I should buy sunblock in preparation.
- I probably should start moisturizing my face more. I need a moisturizing routine.
- I hate the word moist, but moisturizing is OK.
- speaking of words, how did the phrase “cat caught your tongue” originate?
- are cats known for silencing people, or something?
- cats like to eat birds… does this mean they also enjoy eating eggs?
- should I freeze my eggs?
- am I even sleepy?
- if I fall asleep now, I’ll get six hours of sleep. like Chandler in that episode of Friends.
- one time when Chandler can’t sleep, he decides to try heating up warm milk to drink. does that really work?
- I forgot to buy milk.
- did I turn off the stove?
- yes, I did, because when do I ever cook?
- what about the coffee pot?
- it’d be nice to have a coffee butler.
- I guess that’s basically what the brew timer feature is for.
- but it’d be nice if someone else prepared it for me.
- *Googles the words to the song “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”*
- I like the color of Mary Poppins’ scarf.
- I own too many scarves.
- like, I live in Orange County. I don’t need scarves.
- I should clean my closet out tomorrow…
- get rid of some of those scarves.
- should I just clean it now?
- probably not, because then I’ll only get five hours of sleep.
- Lindsay! her name is Lindsay!
- I should paint my nails the color of Mary Poppins’ scarf.
- fingernails are so weird. why do they exist? why not just have phalanges of finger skin?
- “phalanges” is a weird word, and I’m a little impressed with myself for knowing it.
- “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you’ll always sound precocious, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!…”
