Thoughts From When I Can’t Sleep

  • I wish I knew all the words to the song “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”
  • Julie Andrews is so great.
  • what is the name of that one guy’s girlfriend again? I can never remember her name. and I’m usually good with names. she reminds me of Mary Poppins.
  • I love that sidewalk chalk scene. it’s like they’re stepping into a carnival.
  • who invented that carnival popcorn machine thing?
  • carnival weather is great. I should buy sunblock in preparation.
  • I probably should start moisturizing my face more. I need a moisturizing routine.
  • I hate the word moist, but moisturizing is OK.
  • speaking of words, how did the phrase “cat caught your tongue” originate?
  • are cats known for silencing people, or something?
  • cats like to eat birds… does this mean they also enjoy eating eggs?
  • should I freeze my eggs?
  • am I even sleepy?
  • if I fall asleep now, I’ll get six hours of sleep. like Chandler in that episode of Friends.
  • one time when Chandler can’t sleep, he decides to try heating up warm milk to drink. does that really work?
  • I forgot to buy milk.
  • did I turn off the stove?
  • yes, I did, because when do I ever cook?
  • what about the coffee pot?
  • it’d be nice to have a coffee butler.
  • I guess that’s basically what the brew timer feature is for.
  • but it’d be nice if someone else prepared it for me.
  • *Googles the words to the song “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”*
  • I like the color of Mary Poppins’ scarf.
  • I own too many scarves.
  • like, I live in Orange County. I don’t need scarves.
  • I should clean my closet out tomorrow…
  • get rid of some of those scarves.
  • should I just clean it now?
  • probably not, because then I’ll only get five hours of sleep.
  • Lindsay! her name is Lindsay!
  • I should paint my nails the color of Mary Poppins’ scarf.
  • fingernails are so weird. why do they exist? why not just have phalanges of finger skin?
  • “phalanges” is a weird word, and I’m a little impressed with myself for knowing it.
  • “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you’ll always sound precocious, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!…”

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