When I was little, my cousins would always talk about eating macaroni & cheese with hot dog cut up and mixed in it. I would beg my mom to do that for me, because she’d give us hot dogs, or she’d give us mac & cheese, but she’d never give them to us together.

One day, she finally did. I was so excited. So I ate it right up. And then I threw up.

Moral of the story: Sometimes what you think you want is not what you really need.