Starbucks Letters

Dear Soy Pumpkin Spice Latte,

Thank you for helping me start my morning out right.

Lovingly,
Needs to Get Things Done

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Dear Man in Starbucks,

The first time I saw you staring at me, I assumed you had spaced out and it just so happened that your gaze fell on me. Not a problem. The second time I saw you staring at me, I figured I just happened to catch you when you happened to be looking in my direction. We all do it. Again, not a problem. The third time I saw you staring at me, I decided that you’re a little creepy.

Sincerely,
Girl in Starbucks

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Dear Little Girl,

I don’t mind that you are staring at me. You’re cute and curious, and I have a soft spot in my heart for cute and curious little kids. I understand the need to learn about people.

Happily,
Former Cute & Curious Little Girl

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Dear Mother of Little Girl,

You left your sweet little girl sitting here at the table all by herself. I don’t even leave my laptop unsupervised. I have to say, I’m a little disappointed.

Worriedly,
Devoted to Laptop & Children Protection

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Dear McLellan Drive Starbucks,

Thank you for providing me with a place to study tax information, as well as observe strangers in coffee house environments. You truly are a hidden gem here in my little town. And thanks for the free wi-fi!

Devoted,
Starbucks Fan

P.S. It’s just a tad too cold in here. Is that a tactic you use so that I’ll want to buy more hot drinks? Because it just might work.